i figured id post this since i just posted this picture and my dahlingggggg best friend just send this to me...
photoshop is CRAZY...just youtube photoshop. crazy crazy videos. fascinating but damaging to our society. the way we portray "perfection" is impossible in real life. nobody is poreless, scarless, or has no has no cellulite. sorry fellas.
but kim kardashian looks absolutely beautiful without ANY retouching, with a body like that it is impossible not to have any texture. they did NOTHING to her face except for the lighting which goes to show this girl is absolutely amazing!
i can watch current tv for days
SOOOOOOO FUNNNNY! i didn't even know what friendster was LOL...its weird cause i got myspace pretty fast...but facebook took me a while to get. twitter twitter tweet tweet next big thang....
kim kardashian....please? she is featured on the April/May issue of COMPLEX
also, so is kanye...they did some aaaaaaaaaweeeeeeeeeessssssoooooooommmmmeeeee sickly shots with him that are computer generated ....photography by chris milk...check out the whole gallery HERE
i am realllllllly loving this keri hilson album. so much talent between her lyrics, timbaland polow da don producing the album, and great collabs....there is NO reason why you shouldn't buy this album if you have liked her singles so far. she's so fresh, something new to listen to.
this is a really good song from her album..its called alienated
i have not stopped playing this since i've heard it. this is my FAVORITE song as of now. keri hilson & kanye west would make such a nice couple they got some on screen chemistry. kanye? yes obv. ne-yo? yees. keri hilson? YES!
go get her album in stores today!
Keri Hilson ft kanye west & neyo- knock you down
baby this is tragic cause we had it we was magic i was flyin, now im crashin this is bad, real bad, michael jackson now im mad, real mad, joe jackson you should leave your boyfriend now, imma ask him
i was on my way home and hot 97 was KILLING IT with the throwbacks at noon i could have just dedicated a day to throwbacks thanks to them, my friends were even texting me about it before i could get to my phone hahahaha
this is my FAVORITE nas song, it gives me CHILLS! this shit is so real
jadakiss & styles p performing @ sxsw...i decided I NEEEEED TO GO NEXT YEAR! austin is supposed to be an awesome town i've always wanted to go....yeah i'm going. whose coming with me?!
Part 1: “Mighty D-Block”, “Ambitions As A Ridah”, “Made Ya Look Remix” (Nas), “Money, Power & Respect”, “Wild Out”, “I Get High” (Styles P), “So Fly Remix” (Slim), “U Make Me Wanna” (Mariah Carey), “Knock Yaself Out” (ft. Pharrell), “Can’t Stop Me”
Part 2: “We Gon Make It” (Jada & Styles), “California Love”, “Mo Money Mo Problems”, “One More Chance”, “Letter To Big”, “Why?”, “Who’s Real”
this is one of the funniest ones i've read in a while
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
the song i am in love with, the song i think is better than most.
its just a piano, and vocals. its so damn REAL, anybody can relate to this song, it's so beautiful...i cry if i hear this song if i'm in the car and i'm alone..i wont lie lol.
Girl im in love with you This ain't the honeymoon Past the infatuation phase Right in the thick of love At times we get sick of love It seems like we argue everyday
I know i misbehaved And you made your mistakes And we both still got room left to grow And though love sometimes hurts I still put you first And we'll make this thing work But I think we should take it slow
We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow
This ain't a movie no No fairy tale conclusion ya'll It gets more confusing everyday Sometimes it's heaven sent Then we head back to hell again We kiss and we make up on the way
I hang up you call We rise and we fall And we feel like just walking away As our love advances We take second chances Though it's not a fantasy I Still want you to stay
We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow
Take it slow Maybe we'll live and learn Maybe we'll crash and burn Maybe you'll stay, maybe you'll leave, maybe you'll return Maybe another fight Maybe we won't survive But maybe we'll grow We never know baby youuuu and I
i know i haven't been doing great with my blog recently...which makes me a little sad. i've had some personal ish going on that has been draining me :(, plus now i have twitter, how can i keep up with all this ish hahaha
but, i am not going to stop blogging. i am going to get back on my game and deliver all the goody good goodnesss that i have been for about ... 9 months now.
SO STAY TUNED!!! new music mondays, old school sundays, maybe i'll even do a VLOG for crying out loud.
so what what what is up...
so i find twitter quite interesting, almost more interesting than facebook (since that new facebook SUCKS!) and i wanted to show off my new suspenders to my "followers" and i posted this picture
and like, 3 minutes after posting this pic a porn talent agency started to follow me!! how creeepy is the internet. this was a innocent picture to show off my suspenders. SMH SMH SMH SMH SMH SMH SMH SMH SMH!!!!!! hahahaaha
wellll thats purdy much it. have an amazing weekend! blame it on the goose....
in this clip, tyra shares her own personal experience of abuse with oprah.
i actually watched this entire episode... oprah made a GREAT point about this chrihanna situation. we need to flip this around and turn this into a lesson for the young people out there...EVERYBODY out there. everyone is going crazy over what is going to happen next with these two, when honestly these two are just KIDS..chris brown is my age, rihanna is only 21. im glad oprah had a episode dedicated to the issue of domestic violence to really flip a switch and bring some light to this situation.
chrisette michele is amazing...shes been in more songs than you think... DRAKE co-stars in this....drake is a good ACTOR...haha ok i am not going to hate on drake <3
ok peoples, you know i have been WAITING on this album for about forever and a day, and it is in stores TODAY, so go pick up that good ish and check the review:
TRACK BY TRACK!
rockin' that thang: obviously the 1st single from the album, definitely blew up the radio...sick instrumental, great song for the club, car, bed, anywhere! hahaha
walking on the moon (ft kanye west): love love the lyrics to this song, this is definitely a feeeeel good track, i feel a little prince influence on this one.
my love (ft mariah carey) : ermm, this song isn't one of my favorites, very generic and could have been anybody. but it isn't bad.
put it down : YESS! i love this song (one of my favorites on the album) .."if they ask you if i can i sing like usher, say no...but i can make you sing like mariah.." haha! what a smart-ass. definitely a sexy song
sweat it out : oohhhhhkayy. this song is just SEXY. this song only belongs in one place....
take u home 2 my mama: another one of my favorites. this song is funnn, i could listen to this song getting ready to go out.
love vs. money: this song has a lot going on, in a good way. peoples are saying this song is about nivea & lil wayne, i definitely see it being inspired by the situation.
love vs. money 2: good break-up song..kind of reminds me of "nikki" from his first album (love vs hate)
fancy: uhh...not my favorite song, this song is my least favorite...i feel like it will grow on me though.
right side of my brain: one of my favorites. EVERYBODY can relate to this song. lyrics are great.
mr. yeah: has a different feel to it, i like this song...i love the end..."can we fuck now?"...hahahahaha
kelly's 12 play: uhhh i don't really love r kelly, i am not one of his 19 year old friends...but this song is OK. no homo between the dream and r kelly
lemme see the booty: LIL JON makes me want to shave my head and slam a umbrella into a car britney style. but the dream makes it bearable. i just really don't like lil jon.
OVERALL: i've been listening to this album non-stop. i think im going to play this album out faster than i did with the carter 3. i wish the songs would fade into each other like they did with "love vs hate" (take u home 2 my mama nd love vs money does it) but that was one of my favorite things about the 1st album. GO GET LOVE VS MONEY!!!!!!!
now this is a remix !!! and a cool video to go with it...and i don't even like sports that much.
its weird to me that the dream just did a song with mariah (nick cannon's wife) and is going out with christina millian (nick cannon's ex)....awkward???
this dude...i don't even know what to say about him. i have loved him in movies, he's a great actor, but i just don't know about this hip-hop career he is supposedly developing. he's so strange...people were saying this was a prank, but he obviously is putting a lot of time and effort into this if he's talking in depth about hip-hop...hmmmm...
HERE IT IS GUYS!!!! i feel like i've been waiting for this my whole life .... im so excited to hear this shit !!! i haven't even listened to the whole thing yet .... a review will be in the works
i love ne-yo. he is sooo talented and his new cd "Year of the Gentleman" is definitely a staple to have if you love r&b like i do.
which brings me into one of his blog entries. he definitely knows how to treat a woman... he needs to write in here more!
"A IS FOR APPRECIATE A woman wants to know she is appreciated, that what she does for you is appreciated. I don’t mean washing your clothes or cooking your meals. I mean the fact that she went and got her hair done, so you can look at her and say, “Ooh, damn!” The fact that she squeezed herself into that outfit that is probably very uncomfortable so you can say, “Damn, she looks good in that!”
LIPS, TONGUE & MOUTH Women like to talk and when they do, they like to know that you are listening. For example, say your girlfriend wears a certain kind of perfume. She always wears this perfume — nothing else. One day you surprise her with that bottle of perfume when she runs out without asking her what kind it is or where to get it, you are the man! Talking to her friends like, “Oh, he came and he had the perfume and oh!” That shows her that she is not only there to have sex with every now and then. That will make you the man for at least three weeks. Trust me.
THE SINFUL SLOTH Women like men who, every now and then, go out of their way and do something for them that they are not expecting — something that requires some effort or some doing. Anybody can order some flowers. That takes no effort — you order some flowers and they just show up and you take the credit. However, it takes some doing to go to that Build-A-Bear place and do the voice activation thing and making that bear tell a little inside joke that only you and her know about it.
SEXY LOVE Listen — when she says keep it right there, keep it right there. Appreciate if she’s doing you a favorite (you know what I mean, but let’s keep it PG-13), let her know that you’re enjoying it. Don’t be lazy — try a position that ain’t exactly your favorite, but you know she loves. And when your giving a massage, put the bone on break."
mm don't me wrong, i love me some old school nivea (laundromat, don't mess with my man)...but ever since she popped those kids out she is wildddin out. she is making herself look so bad by revealing all this information and acting like she is mad high lol. she needs to get a better weave and take some advice from her exes who are prob like...smh....
i'm ADDICTED to you. im in freakin love with you. i think about you all the time, and i get anxious when i don't hear from you. i like when you're around ALL the time, when i'm showering, in the car, even when i'm with my friends. even though sometimes you make me sadder than i already am, you can make me happy as hell. i love starting my day with you, and i love ending it with you. i can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you........................
music.